May 2012
damnthatswhatshesaid:
hey i just met you
and...
The Real Pit Bull: Top Ten Reasons Why You Can’t... →
Top Ten Reasons Why You Can’t Trust Pit Bulls:
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do the laundry…again!
7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
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Any song feat pitbull
Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
